Under the Influence

It's that time of year when everything green or furry becomes my enemy. (No, that combination rarely goes together but if you happen to spot any green dogs you ought to post it on YouTube). I am talking about allergy season which will become my latest excuse for not blogging or getting out of the house much lately. Currently I am typing this blog under the influence of Seroquel, Lorazapam and Nyquil. It will be interesting to see how long it takes until I conk out on the keyboard. On most blogs this would be the point I would update y'all on my recently non-eventful life but since this is rantology linear rehashings and "what I did on summer vacation" aren't a top priority. I'm on Nyquil and fully loaded with snot so anything is possible. How about a rant of things that are bothering me? My event monitor electrodes are itchy. I keep circling the spots where the sensors are placed so now my body has crop circles... which implies that my chest is hairy(???) Maybe blogging on cold medication is a bad idea. Okay, I just meant the circles looked odd but my words are falling out sideways. I watched the new Amy Poehler "comedy" show tonight and it wasn't very funny. It's a damn shame because Amy kills me. I could probably hack up a lung laughing so hard if I think about her Katie Couric impersonation or her pregnant rap on SNL. Of course,  I can't overlook the JFK/ Marilyn routine in Blades of Glory either. So wrong :) Anyhow, the meds are tugging me away to happy land. I'll blog again soon when my brain is more awake.